11:00 AM
O level chinese is tomorrow even thought I did tried to study but deep down I'm quite blank.. I'm reading jokes now, hopefully I will laugh my hearts out and continue to study later. Here is one joke, kind of DIRTY but no offend. Actually it did ryhme some how.. ( If you don't wanna read its perfectly allright)
In the Garden of Eden,
as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
without any clothes. In this garden,
were two little leaves,
one covered Adam's,
one covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
the wind came along,
and blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
started to rise.
They found a spot,
that suited them best,
a nice big tree,
where they began to rest.... Stop!
(Too bad I Censor that part)
Then down through
the years,
People did screw,
Blah blah.. Not gonna continue..
If somehow you finds it offending.. I have to apologize..
Anyway I've found another joke but I cannot put it here...
